August 2008
Using your browser URL history to estimate gender →
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 50% Likelihood of you being MALE is 50%
July 2008
I really want to watch Jeopardy… I miss guessing wrong.
Twitter re-cap
18:53 Oh hai twitter!! #Posted by LoudTwitter
The Christian encyclopedia on the "negroid" →
chuckmore:
toomuchawesome:
The Negro is known to have a broad, flat nose, as wide as a gorilla, thick protruding lips, tightly coiled “nappy” hair and exceptionally dark colored skin. In experiments in which Black children have been left to themselves with White and Black dolls, it has been found that most of them would rather play with White dolls. This is true all over the world, even in such...
holy cow, i really can’t sleep. i went to bed a couple of hours ago and keep waking up. now i’m up with nothing to do.
it’s 4:30 in the morning. my alarm is set for 6 so that i can shower and go to work, although really i just want to quit my job today.
TumblePhone →
matthewb:
The feedback on my recent iPhone interface for Tumblr was that it was difficult to set up, so I’ve made it easier. You can now direct users to an iPhone-optimised version of your Tumblr site using a URL like this:
http://tumblephone.com/<username>/
The core of the resulting site is the same as for the self-hosted version, with none of the hassle. If you use it, let me know.
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i have managed to ignore posting on this for one day.
… it was hard. :(
so now i play catch up!
can i have it please?
I have way too many accounts on the internet.
There is stuff that I forget about all the time, but while setting up my Friend Feed I realized that 43 sites isn’t enough.
That and I should sign up for more sites that are on there that are probably awesome.
Uhm… maybe this is an addiction.
Asperger Test →
butterflyeffect:
How very interesting…
I scored 22… the average female is 15. The average man, 18. That’s far from an Aspergers’ diagnosis [32], but it’s apparently above the average male or female computer scientist…
It’s no wonder, really…I’ve always been a bit of an oddball… and I kinda like it like that.
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hmm, so I took this and got a...
employee: I just got some new clothes
me: lucky!
employee: I got them so I could take over the world.
me: wow. they must be pretty strong clothes. do they have iron in them?
employee: Iron haha they are made of pure adamantium!
me: holy crap, are you wolverine?!
employee: No i just stole his bones... melted them down and made a tu tu.
me: wow. that's pretty hardcore.
employee: The world will tremble
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It’s impossible to find a good apartment.
Who just has 1800 dollars sitting around for a deposit?!
Is anyone out there?
In trying to create a new email address for myself, I’ve found that
superherogay@gmail.com is sadly taken.
…the things I think of while doing nothing at work.
Does anything think that it’s WAY to hot outside?
..to fall asleep
When people are complaining about waking up so early and not being able to fall back asleep, there are some easy fixes you can give them:
1- Suffocate yourself with your pillow. If you fell asleep in your bed, your pillow is right next to you, or possibly still under you. Use it. It’s a tool of many uses. Trust me, you won’t kill yourself. Your grip will loosen as soon as you’re...
It turned out he wasn’t in love with me like I thought. What I’m trying to say...
– (via dilaudid) (via bon-bon) (via unicornology) (via align)
As racist and as sexist as this country is, if Barack becomes president, and Hillary is VP… I really don’t think Nancy Pelosi will last too long once they’re assasinated.
TGIF
It’s friday, and it’s payday, and I’m super excited. I don’t really have anything planned for this weekend, and that’s the point. I want to do nothing but relax and play video games. And maybe have a beer or two.
Paydays are always both exciting and depressing at the same time. You get money, but you watch it all go away with bills. I need to start saving more money,...
I have this playlist full of really great songs, right? Completely...
– mint green tile (via sleepanddream) (via unicornology)
Right now I only want two things - you and time to write. These people out here...
– hunter s. thompson to sandy thompson (via bon-bon) (via unicornology)
I am doing the best I can
Whatever it is, if it doesn’t make you happy, walk away, give it away to someone...
– Ramtha
(via scout) (via unicornology) (via thresca) (via justlia) (via jeralyndwile) (via ladysadie) (via vane-h) (via onherway)
I wish I had a typewriter for when I feel inspired. I can only imagine that the sound of those antique keys would be an amazing muse for unfinished sentences, and unwritten letters.
New kitties. :)
I got a new kitty yesterday for my birthday. Actually, I ended up with two. Two cats, making my household full of three cats and one tiny girl. But, they can sit with me while I drink my newly legal alcoholic beverages. :D
Anyway, although these are horrible pictures, here are the new kits!! They were taken with my iphone, so again, apologies for the grain. And probable fingerprints from almost...
» The Douchiest Phone Message In History →
dalasverdugo:
via Judah
my 21st birthday.
Today is my 21st birthday. Yay for me!!
:)
65 things that look like pacman →
awesome