September 2008
because of my hosting, i am probably having way more problems than i need to with this damn open tape thing.
dammit.
so bad that i can’t even capitalize.
trust me, that’s bad.
August 2008
Today...
aja:
I’m a little ashamed of being from Alaska.
aww. don’t worry, i still like you. haha
plus alaska is pretttty. i miss it. :(
.. but i don’t blame you right now.
morning.
home. tired. voice is going again. got the job though. should start in a couple of weeks. pay cut. don’t care. need new place of work. incomplete sentences drive me crazy. can’t care right now. may edit this later.
i have a job interview today and i just barely started getting my voice back. yay?
or something. :/
How I stole someone's identity →
I need a new theme
I’m pretty sure I check that custom themes tumblr every day in hopes that something will jump out at me.
opentape vs. muxtape
you know, a good point was brought up to me.
and i wonder…
what makes you think that eventually Opentape won’t get shut down either?
Well hey there tumblr beta… or not so beta anymore.
god your font is so large.
Don’t Passive-Aggressive-Smile-Face-ME
Mom: So when we come to Sydney can we stay at yours?
Mom: Hello?
Me: Oh. Sure. Well, actually there are a number of awesome hotels just a two minute walk from my house. I’ve just emailed you a bunch of links. Have a look! Am happy to book any of them for you. But, yeah, of course you are welcome to stay at mine, if you really want to.
Me: Mom?
Mom: You were welcome to stay in my uterus for...
I didn't think this day would come...
… I finally have the ability to reenact one of my favorite episodes of The Office. My employee thinks today is tuesday. I’m not going to correct him. Today is Tuesday, and since today (being tuesday) is our weekly virus scan, that’s why his computer is going so slow.
.. I wonder if I can drag this out until Thursday. Or Friday, if he is still convinced.
E'ERDAY →
sparo:
lamebot:
sparo:
My photoblog. More like a Project365. Autumn Welles inspired it. So Autumn, don’t feel like I copied you. I merely started back up and old thing. I used to do a Project365, but I failed and gave up like the little faggot that I am.
i’m an asshole, cause i saw yours and decided to copy you. technically i tried on flickr a few times, only to give up. then i saw yours and...
E'ERDAY →
sparo:
My photoblog. More like a Project365. Autumn Welles inspired it. So Autumn, don’t feel like I copied you. I merely started back up and old thing. I used to do a Project365, but I failed and gave up like the little faggot that I am.
i’m an asshole, cause i saw yours and decided to copy you. technically i tried on flickr a few times, only to give up. then i saw yours and realized that...
Down In The Park
theinformation:
Allow me to share with you one of my greatest fears. I have recently been taking in as much knowledge as I can about the technological singularity, transhumanism, and the concept of the posthuman god. Now, I’m no tin-foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist, but I am quite convinced that at some point in the future, robots will eradicate us.
The singularity is often defined as a...
I left the house the day when mother the glutton ravished the last bean sprouts and apples left in the garden. With no food left to eat and no responsible adult left to care I sought a cure for either problem, promising mother to return as soon as a remedy was procured. “Let me go to find what I seek,” I said. A woman with childlike eyes appeared before me. She looked very much...
To the person sitting in the cubicle kiddie corner...
Shut up shut up shut up. Shut up. I hate your snorting. Blow your nose. If you want to stop coughing, I will go to Costco and get you a CASE of dayquil. Better yet, lose about 500 lbs so that you’re down to the average weight for your height, then work on getting healthy. If moving only ONE of your arms requires ten minutes of panting afterward, can’t you come to the very obvious...
Child is starved to death for not saying 'Amen' →
It’s really scary to think there are people out there like this.
This kid stopped being fed at 15 months and died 6 months later. 6 months without food. And then thrown into a fucking suitcase for a year?! My god…
“You know what? You’re an individual, and that makes people nervous. And it’s...”
– Harriet the Spy (via jackieheartsb) (via justlia) (via robot-heart)
after reading this book when i was 10 i definitely started my own spy notebook, mapped out a spy route, and tried my best to sleuth around and find juicy stuff. i would love to locate that notebook now.
(via paperbackgirl)
ditto....
George Orwell Diaries →
Waitress: What would you like to drink?
John: Can I have a Coke?
Waitress: Oh, is Pepsi okay?
John: Is Monopoly money okay?
From shirt.woot.com today
“The Worm Has Turned
GREEN MEADOW (TWT) – This normally quiet bird community is racked with anxiety and fear after the disappearances of some 17 residents over the last two weeks. Authorities say they believe the disappearances are related.
“The turned soil, the blood, the feathers,” said Lt. Ava Ornis of the Green Meadow Sky Patrol. “These crimes clearly fit a pattern. We’re up against...
Blip.fm →
what do you think? better than muxtape or no?
Phone call from Obama →
What would you say if you were on the phone with Obama?
Degrassi: The Next Generation
duplo:
There have been a lot of mentions of D:TNG lately and I just want to say: I LOVE THAT SHOW! Catherine, Kay and I spent last winter catching up on seasons via Netflix (which has yielded a lot of angsty teen dramas landing in my “Movies You’ll Love” section). We’re probably still two seasons behind. It’s tough to catch it on The N, especially when you don’t have cable.
Anyway, we all have...
“I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great...”
– Holden, Chasing Amy (via soupsoup) (via unicornology) (via align)
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Test your senses →
I only got 10 out of 20.
My state is currently hiring for Myspace page designers.
Sad.
tomorrow my internet dies for a day.
i’m almost heartbroken. :/