August 2009
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July 2009
So, I’ve seriously been considering registering “Ambrosia Star Photography” as an actual business. It would be about 800 up front, but from there I can start writing off travel expenses, photo purchses, and part of my rent since I’m using a room as an office. Basically, my tax return at the end of the year would be awesome.
The other thing with doing this, and the biggest...
The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.
– Sherlock Holmes
fuckyeah raise @ work
Monopoly = Jail →
Look, I understand. She had both Park Place and Boardwalk and was being selfish. Next thing you know she’d put hotels on there and then he would never be able to keep any of his money because chances are, he’d land on there at least once and have to sell all of his property.
Pfft. Perfect reason to hit someone in the head. Bitch should’ve just given him the property.
there are sometimes when you just can’t do anything about anything and you can either be sad about them or not give a damn and go on doing whatever the fuck you want. so that’s what i do. and it helps. a lot.
rabbit nose.
got this in an email.
You have a baller ass name… It sounds like it came right off a Bond movie. Imagine Sean Connery coming up to and asking you for your name in his shcottiish accent and then you go…. Tonkovich. Ambrosia Tonkovich Think about it.
Definitely thought about. Definitely awesome. Now if only Sean Connery would come up to me. That’s the trick here.
premium vs. ultra
which would you think is better?
premium or ultra?
(to be honest i’m asking because of a keygen for ultra nero or premium nero, and we were trying to figure out which one to choose but i’m taking this further than that, as usual)
say someone comes up to you and says “You’re Ultra Awesome!”
or someone comes up to you and says “You’re Premium Awesome...
woah! woah... woah. woah.
I just heard the Flintstones Vitamin’s theme on someone’s ringtone outside of my window in complete 1999 nokia style notes.
You know, the one that goes “10 million strong… and growing”.
Of course I can’t find a video of it right when I need it the most.
Let’s just say I’m more excited about this than anyone probably ever should be. I’m...
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Fidgeting helps you stay lean →
The extra motion by lean people is enough to burn about 350 extra calories a day, which could add up to 10 to 30 pounds a year, the researchers found.
Yay! My ADD is paying off!
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On Legs That Have Fallen Asleep...
barelysarcasm:
I cross my legs when I sit at my desk. I’m not sure why and I know it’s not good. I’ve been doing it since I was young and it’s a habit I’ve yet to break. This kills me. It kills me to be doing something that has NO benefits to me. I mean - at least when I do the things that literally kill me, they have some kind of immediate benefit… right?
But here I am with my left foot...
so today i’m wearing a shirt that’s kind of big on me over another shirt. i have it unbottoned and am walking around my office as fast as i can with my arms out so that it looks like a cape.
i think people think i’m either retarded or high.
either way, it’s fun to see the looks on people’s faces, especially since the head people of the company flew from DC to here...
A person I follow on twitter has a son who is peeing on the floor in their house. I told him to spray him with a water bottle when he does it, like a cat.
I’m a great person, really.
I tried to sleep last night and maybe got about a half an hour of sleep total. it’s funny (or sad) because I have to lay in bed turned away from my gadgets sitting next to me (ipod touch/g1) otherwise I really will be up all night. then again, usually when I am up all night I know by midnight that I will be, so you figure i’d do something creative or productive during the 8 hours...
Woman Accused of Killing Newborn Ate Brain →
A woman charged with murdering her 3½-week-old son used a knife and two swords to dismember the child and ate parts of his body, including his brain, before stabbing herself in the torso and slicing her own throat, police said Monday.
..wtf.
One great thing about taking decent pictures is the ability to offer that as payment for something else.
Example: I would love to come to your show, but I need a ride there. If you give me a ride, I’ll take pictures for you!
The thing is, I’d take pictures anyway. But I really like that I can use my photos as a form of payment and that it’s pretty universally accepted amongst...
Find out what song was #1 the day you were born...... →
carinaavila:
love-and-radiation:validation:tnkcmndr:helicopterparty:robotindisguise:(via sharpytoe)
(Just like) Starting Over - John Lennon. Yikes I’m old.
Barbara goddamn Streisand’s “Woman in Love.” The hell? I didn’t have a chance in hell.
Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns ‘n’ Roses.
fuck yeah? hahaha
I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston.
Mmmmhmmm.
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Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five...
fuckyeahfacts:
MSN Lifestyle
submitted by jannelle
Why doesn’t it surprise me that a woman wrote this?
I guarantee some guy is going to read this and start kissing his wife every morning because he wants to try to live longer. Then he’s going to start doing it because he HAS to because the girl will get upset when he doesn’t. Then it will start stressing him out and the...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-26) →
Crystal Castles (22)
Radiohead (14)
Brand New (7)
Prince (7)
Atmosphere (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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