April 2010
Apr 1st
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updated my opentape →
there are 160 minutes of random music. enjoy.
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2010
Mar 31st
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-28) →
P.O.S. (16) Portishead (12) Explosions in the Sky (9) Cursive (7) The Good Life (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Mar 31st
i love you moses.
Mar 30th
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doin hoodrat stuff wiff muh frenzz
Mar 30th
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you know when you tell a guy you don't want to...
he’s fucking lying. don’t kid yourself.  head is the best thing ever.
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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brain-food asked: ANYTHING FROM THE TROLLY DEAR!?
Mar 30th
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ronniebruce asked: Uh tell anonymous to fuck off. You're the shit.
Mar 30th
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Anonymous asked: do you realize that you're not that interesting?
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Dear Coke Talk: On spanking it to porn. →
I used to masturbate to porn pretty regularly, but I’ve recently been making an effort to stop because of the extreme feelings my long-distance girlfriend harbors about my looking at other women. I’m having some trouble totally kicking the habit, though, and it sucks that a few minutes of… so, i love coketalk. i do.
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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my blog is all grown up!
it has a contact page and everything. 
Mar 29th
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guhhh
i’m pretty sure that the only theme on tumblr that i’m satisfied with is a ‘premium theme’. :/ and even then i’ll probably get sick of it. too bad i have the attention span of a goldfish and can’t seem to teach myself how to make one of my own. :| why can’t someone read my mind and make a theme that i want???? why aren’t there psychic designers?!?!
Mar 29th
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when people call me ugly
i’m just like *shrug* but when people call my cat ugly i’m like :(
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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kids are completely illogical
case in point: myself. i’m 10 years old. for some reason, i have a huge fascination with potato bugs. no one else in my school seemed to share this fascination because all the girls thought that bugs were gross and all the boys thought that potato bugs were too cute. liking spiders = manly. liking potato bugs = pussy. so when i say i had a fascination i mean it was borderline crazy. i had...
Mar 26th
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It's weird how the person you're going to fall in...
likelytofade: (via dylanludwig) it’s weird how people get divorced and remarried so many times. so really, your next 8 wives are walking the earth. right now. CRAZZZZZYYYYYY!!!!! sorry, i’m good at ruining good things.
Mar 26th
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just walked by a conference room in my office
it’s decorated with streamers and on the whiteboard it says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” in bad handwriting. And there, right in the middle sitting at the long conference table is a fat girl. Eating her cake by herself. Best. Birthday. Ever.
Mar 26th
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there's a lady at my work who
i talk to sometimes. and one day i was trying to be nice and she said something about being fat. now, she’s a fatty, let’s not kid ourselves here. lady is about 5’2” and probably going on 300 pounds, but i’m for some reason trying to be nice about it and i immediately respond back with ‘nah, you’re not fat’. she says, “i know, but some people...
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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does anyone else randomly get robin williams'...
no? yeah, me either.
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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you know what's awesome?
having a sliver in the bendy part of your middle finger on your dominant hand so that anytime you try to do anything at all, you’re in pain. but not like a stabbing pain. no, it’s a REALLY MINUSCULE IRRITATING pain. Life is hard, guys.
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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"Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly... →
I don’t even know why I laugh at these. I don’t know.
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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going to go house a nyquil bottle
see you guys in  like.. 18 hours. ask me questions or something. nighty night. 
Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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i know what i'm about to say is a bit of a...
i actually have a use for google wave this week. and it’s making the project productive! yeah, i know. it’s crazy. a use for google wave. what will they think of next?
Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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