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Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don’t.

fuckyeahfacts:

MSN Lifestyle

submitted by jannelle

Why doesn’t it surprise me that a woman wrote this?

I guarantee some guy is going to read this and start kissing his wife every morning because he wants to try to live longer. Then he’s going to start doing it because he HAS to because the girl will get upset when he doesn’t. Then it will start stressing him out and the relationship will get strained because one day he’ll voice that he feels like he HAS to kiss her and she’ll take it personally and everytime they go to kiss she’ll say some catty shit like ‘oh, don’t worry. you don’t have to kiss me‘  with that snide ass voice every woman is capable of, and then the stress of that will kill them both 10 years earlier than they originally would’ve died. Or a divorce.

Long term, people. Long term.

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    Heads up, Shia Labeouf.
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    cheers to that! fuckyeahfacts
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    Possibly because men who kiss their wives in the morning are less likely to be killed by their wives. (Unverified fact.)
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    Ahhh but do the wives want to be kissed???
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    this is mad cute (:
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    Hahaha, I like this.
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    Awwwwwwwww. so sweet. I guess this would be equivalent to being kissed in the afternoon, for us night shifters. ??? =)
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    Fact? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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    i’d say it’s because their wives won’t kill them :p so baby, don’t forget to kiss me every morning ;3 fuckyeahfacts
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    Is that really a proven fact? O_O. Wowza.
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    fuckyeahfacts Love it.
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    FYI, all future husbands.
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  72. slyher reblogged this from ohyeahfacts and added:
    and the scientific-miraculous explanation for this one is????
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    Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don’t.
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    just keep kissing.
  81. itsdivine reblogged this from ohyeahfacts and added:
    again, anyone else think this is made up...women? either way, it’s a correlation; in other...
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    ill keep that in mind… astronomical:
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    A Note to all our guys :)
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    unexcitable:sabino:fuckyeahfacts:MSN
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    sabino:fuckyeahfacts:MSN Lifestylesubmitted by jannelle
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    HAHA, i read that entire article a month or so ago. WAIT. IT’S ON MY TUMBLR X_X
  106. iszhatot reblogged this from yearslater and added:
    really? and truly? :)
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    awh. i wish people lived longer this way.
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    KISS MEH OR DIE X]] How lovely.
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    Seriously guys, these are bullshit statistics. EXTERNAL VARIABLES anyone? Consider firstly that any man who has a wife...
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    I can’t wait for Bill to live an extra five years!
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    You better kiss your wives then.
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    That’s the power of love right theree B]
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    looks like i need me a wife; but really, what’s 5 years? ahaha
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    So that’s why men die young.
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    fuckyeahfacts: MSN Lifestyle (submitted by jannelle)
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    he gets pissed if i wake him up in the morning any other way than with kisses.
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    an actual fact. hmm.
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    thats amazing =]
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    See. Women are magical. :)
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    Why doesn’t it surprise me that a woman wrote this? I guarantee some guy is going to read this and start kissing his...
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    Got that Mom & Pops?
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    sabino:fuckyeahfacts:...Is this for subconscious, medical, emotional, et al reasons? Or is...
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    You see, this is why I un-followed fuckyeahfacts.
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    i love fuckyeahfacts
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    How does that workkk?
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    BECAUSE THEIR WIVES DON’T KILL THEM.
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    I’m sorry but that’s clearly not a fact.
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    WHAT ABOUT THE WIVES
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    oh really ?? .. sOo i guess myBumblebee will live 5yrs more longer .. heheee!!
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    what do these even mean????
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    My after-thought and image in my head after reading this involved a crazy wife with a kitchen knife. Scary.
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    submitted by jannelle
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    Holy shit i need to go kiss my wife!
  227. girlontheedge reblogged this from ohyeahfacts and added:
    hear that boys? kiss your wives in the morning.
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    fuckyeahfacts:MSN Lifestylesubmitted by jannelle
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    Thats because otherwise, we curse them.
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    so kiss your damn wife.
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  238. likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo reblogged this from ohyeahfacts and added:
    Mhmm, this is true. Same with women.
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    Kiss your wives, OR ELSE!
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