Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don’t.

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submitted by jannelle

Why doesn’t it surprise me that a woman wrote this?

I guarantee some guy is going to read this and start kissing his wife every morning because he wants to try to live longer. Then he’s going to start doing it because he HAS to because the girl will get upset when he doesn’t. Then it will start stressing him out and the relationship will get strained because one day he’ll voice that he feels like he HAS to kiss her and she’ll take it personally and everytime they go to kiss she’ll say some catty shit like ‘oh, don’t worry. you don’t have to kiss me‘  with that snide ass voice every woman is capable of, and then the stress of that will kill them both 10 years earlier than they originally would’ve died. Or a divorce.

Long term, people. Long term.

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    cheers to that! fuckyeahfacts
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    Possibly because men who kiss their wives in the morning are less likely to be killed by their wives. (Unverified fact.)
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    Ahhh but do the wives want to be kissed???
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    this is mad cute (:
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    Hahaha, I like this.
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