1. This is going to get worse long before it gets better.
Also: this is the most thought I’ve ever put into emails.
(gotta love that ms paint compression)

    This is going to get worse long before it gets better.

    Also: this is the most thought I’ve ever put into emails.

    (gotta love that ms paint compression)

    6 months ago  /  3 notes  /  Comments

  2. so - this just happened

    a neighbor that i haven’t spoken to once but who lives right across from my apartment  and has for probably six to eight months or so just came over and asked for a quarter cup of milk.

    i realize that in the grand scheme of things, that’s something retarded to blog about - but i’ve never had that happen before. i’ve never had a neighbor come over and ask for milk or sugar. i’ve never been able to give someone a quarter cup of milk or sugar either.

    it’s so old fashioned it’s ridiculous.

    and therefore it makes me happy and can appear on the interwebz.

    i hope they’re making a god damn cake.

    6 months ago  /  5 notes  /  Comments

  3. I’m excited that you guys like my sandwich posts, but I think in six or so months when you decide that you want to go through your liked posts just to see what’s up, you’re going to look at a picture of a sandwich and go ‘…wtf?’

    It’s the element of surprise - months from now.

    Yussss.

    6 months ago  /  3 notes  /  Comments

  4. my lunch is nachos with extra cheese and chili and an iced tea.

    what i’m trying to say is: i care about what i put into my body.

    7 months ago  /  4 notes  /  Comments

  5. this evening i’ve decided to write a letter to ted kaczynski

    8 months ago  /  1 note  /  Comments

  6. i’m pretty sad that i’m below someone w/my tumblarity score who’s biggest interest is god.

    come on now, that’s like telling me your favorite thing in the world is the boogeyman.

    doesn’t exist, yo.

    but you’re cute/annoying for believing in him. :)

    [psst. i’m about to lose followers for this post.]

    8 months ago  /  8 notes  /  Comments

  7. Anyone want to be a Banana in Pyjama with me? There are two costumes.

    Anyone want to be a Banana in Pyjama with me? There are two costumes.

    8 months ago  /  4 notes  /  Comments

  8. queued up some posts. enjoy the music that will be thrown your way, i’ve got stuffs to do.

    (btw, these are coming straight from my 10th grade collection)

    8 months ago  /  2 notes  /  Comments

  9. I may have purchased a Barack Obama finger puppet.
Also, I’ve been making it meow at people since I got it.

    I may have purchased a Barack Obama finger puppet.

    Also, I’ve been making it meow at people since I got it.

    8 months ago  /  13 notes  /  Comments