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This is going to get worse long before it gets better.
Also: this is the most thought I’ve ever put into emails.
(gotta love that ms paint compression)
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so - this just happened
a neighbor that i haven’t spoken to once but who lives right across from my apartment and has for probably six to eight months or so just came over and asked for a quarter cup of milk.
i realize that in the grand scheme of things, that’s something retarded to blog about - but i’ve never had that happen before. i’ve never had a neighbor come over and ask for milk or sugar. i’ve never been able to give someone a quarter cup of milk or sugar either.
it’s so old fashioned it’s ridiculous.
and therefore it makes me happy and can appear on the interwebz.
i hope they’re making a god damn cake.
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I’m excited that you guys like my sandwich posts, but I think in six or so months when you decide that you want to go through your liked posts just to see what’s up, you’re going to look at a picture of a sandwich and go ‘…wtf?’
It’s the element of surprise - months from now.
Yussss.
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my lunch is nachos with extra cheese and chili and an iced tea.
what i’m trying to say is: i care about what i put into my body.
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Bake cookies in your car →
Hello inner fat kid. Are you as happy as I am right now?
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this evening i’ve decided to write a letter to ted kaczynski
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i’m pretty sad that i’m below someone w/my tumblarity score who’s biggest interest is god.
come on now, that’s like telling me your favorite thing in the world is the boogeyman.
doesn’t exist, yo.
but you’re cute/annoying for believing in him. :)
[psst. i’m about to lose followers for this post.]
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Anyone want to be a Banana in Pyjama with me? There are two costumes.
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queued up some posts. enjoy the music that will be thrown your way, i’ve got stuffs to do.
(btw, these are coming straight from my 10th grade collection)
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I may have purchased a Barack Obama finger puppet.
Also, I’ve been making it meow at people since I got it.
